9 signs you may be an energy hog
- your home draws so much power it has a nice glow on Google Maps
- when you get home and turn on the lights theres a ”hit’ on the national power grid
- before starting your car you program your SUV’s GPS to get you from gas station to gas station
- you think “Energy Star” is an award for burning more electricity
- your electric bill is delivered by hand-truck
- a plasma screen in every room is this year’s home improvement goal
- you paved over your herb garden for extra parking
- your home entertainment system needs its own electric meter
- when you enter an appliance store the first words out of your mouth are, “show me the biggest one you’ve got.”
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